Sooo there's this guy right. He's gay, and he goes to my church. How do I know he's gay you might ask. When you know, you just now. First clue is they get up in your personal space. So uncomfortable ugh. So whenever he sees me, he runs up to me and abruptly stops like the roadrunner does. He's always asking me to hangout and I always make up some story, just to turn him away.
I stopped by Urban Outfitters for a second and he comes right up to me. He always sees me first. That's not cool 'cause I have no avoid strategy. So here he is following me to every rack and it's just so uncomfortable. He asked me what I was doing tonight But this time I did have something to do. Since there were people around, I thought I would just clear the air. I told him, that I had a date tonight with a chick. And it was true. I think I broke his little persistant gay heart. Good.
I've been talking to this girl for a week now. Her name is Joni-Marie. She's pretty dope if I say so myself. We have a lot of things in common and we share the same cliche lines. Last night we had a fun night out. We saw 'Hot Tub Time Machine'. It was a cool. movie. It was one of those movies that would make a great rental and be a classic cult classic. Any movie with John Cusack is good.
We headed downtown to dinner at Paesanos Pronto. and had some bomb fettucini alfredo. We had great conversation like we always do, nad then we headed out to Luna's Cafe ot hear some ameteur stand-up. The theme of the night was 'stories about getting arrested'.There were seven comics and they were collectively funny for the most part. There was one guy I think he was on showtime once, he was pretty funny. Reminded me or David Chappelle. Joni-Marie knew one of the comics, and he was probably the most comicest one. Huh, just made up a word.
Theeeeeeeen, we went back to the crib for some R&R and watched
'The Holiday'. T'was a good night..
