"Counsel to the Crown"

Caffeine seen ghastly through the lens of a cups end
Kevin has a headache of fat sugar rushes,
my minds mush 'n I abate like Benjamin Button
I still refuse to cuss 'n summon in the munchkins to do me justice
There’s a gap in my attention
Some past sentences are pending retorts
Did I mention the jester is a fester in my courts?
We must have a recall for all the babies who abort the forts
Disorderly conduct struck a thief who then stole the storks
Soon the glows diminished
and my patience drew a line where it was finished
Hale Mary’s in peril but perched perfectly from the serpent serpentine

“Third eyes to the skies! This is an event you won’t wanna miss”
Half of the seats left vacant
Fine, if you don’t wanna sit,
then some folks of mine will take it
I save seats in the form of ‘tweets’ for twitters
COME & ALERT ALL YOUR SITTERS!
They comb the land and roam in droves to see the show
A couple of sparks flew and they called that an overdose
I yelled out a joke
Balled that into an air-ball overthrow
Over the heads we go
Having to dumb-it-down for the simpleton motes in the closer rows

Coffee, candy, & donut holes, I consume more of those
Making me own my dome-aches
Toleration of bone quakes and fidget jitters
The munchkins and midgets enter now
Sit me down
And mentally present to me vacas in polar opposite towns
Here or there, I’m still misplaced hoping to get plucked out
Maybe nothing can suffice a grouch
This is a tale of two spotless cows
One jumping up and down
Counsel to the crown.