DMV

I planned to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to get to the DMV early enough. I DID. I arrived at 7:00.

I was one of the first one's there. I spent my time playing line goalie tell ppl that the line started behind me, not at the door ignoring the hundred people wrapped around the building. There as this little old (asian) lady who got right in front of me because there was a little gap. She was trying to play it off and not look up at anybody. I looked back behind me and people were looking at me like "Are you gonna tell her or should we??" I put my hand up to calm them.
I walked over to her and said "Incase you were wondering, the line starts back there. I drew a huge circle with my arm. She tried playing the no english roll, but I said "The sooner the better".

DMV finally opens up at 9:00,people tip-toe sprint through the doorway and rush the counter. IT was my turn and the girl and i converse confidently, and as bad luck would have it, i forgot one of the forms I needed. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I go home and get the form and speed back to the DMV. and no one that was there before, is there now. The place packed and filled with doom and discouragement.
yotta yotta yotta. I wait and I wait and I wait.

Long story short, it was a good turn out. I met a new friend from Nevada.

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